You can tell a lot about someone by their wifi network name.
every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order to celebrate his return to basketball #we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters #to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players #and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters #so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons #were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball #and just when all hope seems lost #bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie #shows up completely without explanation #and no one questions it #and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael #and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball from half court to win the game #and someone in hollywood read that script #and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going #i don’t believe in god #but i do believe in space jam
Any SUPER cheap places for a frame/boxspring/mattress deal?
Trying to keep as much $$ for the profesh wardrobe update. Lord knows homegirl needs one.
so collegeboard recently stated that they would revise the SAT to make the question more relevant to what students actually learn in high school. here’s twitter’s response 😭😭
The universe wants me to take this week off seriously. My login password expired this weekend and resetting it requires being at my desktop.
i wanna grow old with you ❤
still remains the truest thing of all the true things.
My exact feelings. So over Sochi.