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Guilty.

Time to put the damn phone away.

Advanced Comfort, TX mayor @drewbrees letting everyone know Wrangler is ‘bout to help America #getmorecomfortable. ๐Ÿ‘– (at Advanced Comfort, TX)

did-you-kno:

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Marriage. Redefined.

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southernplayalisticadillacmuzic:

@simon

Replace movie with national brand PR event and this is my work life.

Kim K status. Now give me the big buck$ honey boo boo.

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New life goal: Be famous enough to have my engagement make it as a notification alert.

On another note deleting the US weekly app. I’m not even on Facebook and I’m getting the “omg did you hear that such and such got engaged?!”

NO THANKS.

Me. Every time I run.

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septagonstudios:

Chloe Vauxย ON TUMBLR

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In EVERY meeting. Can’t wait until I’m apart of the 60+ year old members of the work force who can get away with saying anything… And everyone thinks it’s hilarious.

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keepitclassyandfab:

expertinawkward:

Food.Fashion.Fandoms blog. I give promos. :)
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Need this shirt. โ€˜MERICA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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ayomari:

daniellecaliforniaa:

The primary teaching of every religion? Donโ€™t be an asshole.

different prophets, same beliefs.

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#mayaangelou #rip